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1. I did not cause the extinction of the dinosaurs.

2. I did not start the Peshtigo Fire. Or the smaller Chicago Fire.

3. I did not plot against Archduke Ferdinand.

4. I did not sleep in the Lincoln bedroom.

5. I did not start a cult on a bet. Or otherwise, for that matter.

6. I did not invent "creation science" whatever that is supposed to be.

7. I did not make a full-scale model of the planet Saturn.

8. I did not go on stage with a boomerang fish act.

9. I did not build this city on rock'n'roll.

10. I did not build a doomsday device.

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I did not sink Atlantis.
I did not tell Phineas Gage to set that charge.
I was not steering the Titanic.

I was not in Lakehurst, NJ to meet the Hindenburg.
I did not give Isadora Duncan that scarf. Or that automobile.
I did not tell Glen Miller that he should fly ahead.

I was not on the grassy knoll.
I did not introduce Yoko to John.
I did not erase that 18 and a half minutes of tape.

I was not in the control room at Three Mile Island.
I did not trigger the New Madrid fault.
I did not invent "con crud."

Also, I never met with Thomas Edison, Henry Ford, Harvey Firestone, Samuel Clemens, Nikola Tesla, George Westinghouse, Albert Einstein, Douglas Adams, Clyde Tombaugh, Percival Lowell, William Herschel, John Herschel, Richard Feynman, Leo Szilard, Enrico Fermi, Edward Teller, Seymour Cray, or H.G. Wells.

Nor have I met Charlie Tuna, Joe Camel, Spuds MacKenzie, Tony (the) Tiger, Toucan Sam, Cap'n Crunch, the Trix Rabbit, the Coco Puffs Cuckoo, Snap, Crackle, Pop, Lucky (the) Leprechaun, Sugar Bear, or Count Chocula.



Is there anything else that needs clearing up?

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