1. I did not cause the extinction of the dinosaurs.
2. I did not start the Peshtigo Fire. Or the smaller Chicago Fire.
3. I did not plot against Archduke Ferdinand.
4. I did not sleep in the Lincoln bedroom.
5. I did not start a cult on a bet. Or otherwise, for that matter.
6. I did not invent "creation science" whatever that is supposed to be.
7. I did not make a full-scale model of the planet Saturn.
8. I did not go on stage with a boomerang fish act.
9. I did not build this city on rock'n'roll.
10. I did not build a doomsday device.