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vakkotaurI did not sink Atlantis.
I did not tell Phineas Gage to set that charge.
I was not steering the Titanic.
I was not in Lakehurst, NJ to meet the Hindenburg.
I did not give Isadora Duncan that scarf. Or that automobile.
I did not tell Glen Miller that he should fly ahead.
I was not on the grassy knoll.
I did not introduce Yoko to John.
I did not erase that 18 and a half minutes of tape.
I was not in the control room at Three Mile Island.
I did not trigger the New Madrid fault.
I did not invent "con crud."
Also, I never met with Thomas Edison, Henry Ford, Harvey Firestone, Samuel Clemens, Nikola Tesla, George Westinghouse, Albert Einstein, Douglas Adams, Clyde Tombaugh, Percival Lowell, William Herschel, John Herschel, Richard Feynman, Leo Szilard, Enrico Fermi, Edward Teller, Seymour Cray, or H.G. Wells.
Nor have I met Charlie Tuna, Joe Camel, Spuds MacKenzie, Tony (the) Tiger, Toucan Sam, Cap'n Crunch, the Trix Rabbit, the Coco Puffs Cuckoo, Snap, Crackle, Pop, Lucky (the) Leprechaun, Sugar Bear, or Count Chocula.
Is there anything else that needs clearing up?
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Date: 19 Jul 2004 09:47 (UTC)You did not film Meet the Feebles.
You did not touch the monolith.
You did not sack Rome.
You did not execute the czar and his family.
You did not destroy Africa.
You never used wax wings to escape.
You did not drown the egyptians.
You did not create the fjords.
You did not rock the casbah(or the fjords).:(
We know it was you who sunk Atlantis, but mistakes happen and we forgive you.
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Date: 19 Jul 2004 09:55 (UTC)No, I did not have anything to with the sinking of Atlantis. Even the stories show that, saying that Atlantis sank beneath the WAVES and I have (also) never been a member of the WAVES.
(WAVES: Women Appointed for Voluntary Emergency Service)
Ah but you did,...
Date: 19 Jul 2004 10:20 (UTC)Re: Ah but you did,...
Date: 19 Jul 2004 10:25 (UTC)Okkay, Okkay. I admit it. I did indeed befriend Jugular Jaguar. But I did not have a paw in any of those other things. Nor a hoof in them, either.
Of Course Not!
Date: 19 Jul 2004 13:00 (UTC)Just ask anyone in the New England Faire Circuit.
Really? You're the one?!
Date: 19 Jul 2004 13:52 (UTC)"You. You! It's ALL YOUR FAULT!"
I'm sorry. I just wanted some light. I didn't expect a whole universe to pop into existence.
More to be cleared up...
Date: 19 Jul 2004 16:58 (UTC)What about Lemuria, though? Hm? Hm? Didja?
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Re: More to be cleared up...
Date: 19 Jul 2004 17:04 (UTC)Nope. I also did not sink or aid or abet the sinking of Lemuria (or Mu), nor was otherwise involved in its disappearance.
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Date: 19 Jul 2004 17:15 (UTC)I KNEW it was you! I KNEW it!
Ooooohhh, wait 'till you get the bill for THAT mess!
See, there's a reason I asked...
Date: 19 Jul 2004 17:25 (UTC)...and it was to avoid accusations like this. Nope, Tunguska wasn't my doing either.
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Date: 20 Jul 2004 01:55 (UTC)no subject
Date: 20 Jul 2004 05:43 (UTC)I had nothing to do with the Lusitania, either. Nor the Maine, nor the Bismark, nor the Edmund Fitzgerald. Also, I was never aboard or even near the Minnow.
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Date: 20 Jul 2004 06:07 (UTC)no subject
Date: 20 Jul 2004 08:22 (UTC)no subject
Date: 20 Jul 2004 08:55 (UTC)No, I did not. And I can say so under oath without committing perjury, too.