Ten things I have not done...

[vakkotaur]

1. I did not cause the extinction of the dinosaurs.

2. I did not start the Peshtigo Fire. Or the smaller Chicago Fire.

3. I did not plot against Archduke Ferdinand.

4. I did not sleep in the Lincoln bedroom.

5. I did not start a cult on a bet. Or otherwise, for that matter.

6. I did not invent "creation science" whatever that is supposed to be.

7. I did not make a full-scale model of the planet Saturn.

8. I did not go on stage with a boomerang fish act.

9. I did not build this city on rock'n'roll.

10. I did not build a doomsday device.

Comments

[tkcoyote.livejournal.com]

I don't know...I'm pretty skeptical about you and those dinosaurs. I know some of them had a grudge against ya, then they suddenly disappeared? O_o Can't blame me for being suspicious *pretends not to have said anything and disappears*

[vakkotaur.livejournal.com]

Oh come on. It was just one dinosaur, and really, it's not like I'm the only one that was annoyed by that purple one. Not that I had anything to do with that, mind you.