vakkotaur: Centaur holding bow - cartoon (orvan)


One of the recent LJ phenomena going around is a set of replies to be made to any commenter. I have commented on a few of these now and gotten some replies. One of the replies is a question, and in this case the question deserves a rather lengthy answer.

Why an Ox? )


vakkotaur: (no harfing)


A bit of IRC gets posted...

Y: OK, rant mode ON: Why the bloody CRAP do sites have to have flash with sound when you don't expect it?
Y: I can see sites like Homestar Runner having sound in every flash, because... um... it's ENTIRELY flash!
Y: But these sites that use flash to make nothing more than a glorified animated GIF, then *BAM* sound from nowhere...
KT: 'cos they wanna grab yer attention so maybe yoo will buy their stuff.
KT: Seems a strange way ta do business. "Hi, potential customer! You need Special Software to view our site. Don't have it? Gee, f--- you, potential customer!"

Y: Dell uses ActiveX as navigation on its "premier" site.
Y: I guess they don't wish to do business with everyone.
Y: Because there's no way in hell I'm using IE just for a navbar.
D: You're not a dweeb using IE? Then you're probably too intelligent to fall for our sales gimicks - we don't need your kind - go kill a few braincells.

* KT goes to a car dealership to buy a car. He enters the building, but there's just this bare room with no other doors, just one bored-looking guy sitting in a chair.
KT: Um, this the car deelership?
Guy: Up there.
* Guy points to a hole in the 20-foot-high ceiling.
KT: Wot thee hecko?!
Guy: You gotta go through that hole.
KT: How?
Guy: Don't you have a jetpack?
KT: Ummmmmmmm nope.
Guy: Go buy a jetpack, then maybe we'll see about selling you a car.
KT: Me got a ladder at home. Me go get.
Guy: You sure? A jetpack is recommended.
KT: Howcome?
Guy: The owners of this dealership recommend a Zip-Away jetpack for the full car-shopping experience.
KT: Woodnt a ladder werk just as well tho?
Guy: Um... no. Of course not. Gotta be a Zip-Away jetpack, as recommended by the owners of this dealership.
* KT goes off to look for a car dealership that actually wants to do business.
* D climbs the building across the street and looks into the showroom with binoculars, with the sales guy none-the-wiser. They're selling old trucks chassis tarted up with lots of chrome and bright paint.
D: (This is seeing what the javascript does from the source and using the info to navigate).

vakkotaur: (magritte)


A few new folks have shown up on IRC recently. It's been interesting, if disheartening, to find that some things seem not to change.

I'll quote one person, "I joined the #warnercafe on mirc and was at least welcomed with a "hello" right away. That's pretty rare from the few rooms that I've been to." Shouldn't being welcomed or at least acknowledged be the norm? It's certainly understandable that if everyone is /away or a channel is crowded and busy that someone might not be acknowledged, but to have something as simple as a harmless "Hello" be a rarity is a disappointing indictment of humanity.

There were a couple other people, friends of one another, who showed up even more recently. They seemed to be not quite familiar with things, but willing to learn. Yet what happened seemed to be that they were either ignored or poked fun of. Sheesh. I suspect what happened is that they made some minor blunder typical of those who have just discovered IRC and instead of a gentle correction or suggestion, they were ridiculed for their ignorance. Once again, ignorance is a curable condition. But only if it is treated. Belittling someone isn't nearly as effective as suggesting (Note that it's suggest, not order. Orders build resentment, suggestions don't.) a more acceptable way to do something.

I've left my session connected for a good many days and just set /away at times, and in scrollback I see these guys have been on at night or when I'm at work. I've seen that one guy was quoted, seemingly mocked, in the topic of another channel. So I know they've been around, on and off, for at least a few days.

I got the distinct impression a night or two ago that I was the first person who talked to one of these guys and gave straight answers instead of using them for crude entertainment or just blowing them off. They weren't asking things like "A/S/L?" or "Wanna cyber?" that deserve ridicule, nor were they making bogus claims of great cracking feats. They were just asking about the names they used or wanted to use, and weren't aware of what network services could do for them. The thing is, they should have gotten those answers much earlier.

This morning I talked with the other fellow. Guy said I seemed legendary. I don't see that. Evidently simply not being a jerk and actually answering questions in a friendly, straightforward manner is that all it takes to be legendary nowadays. How very sad. What I did was nothing special. It's what I expect would be, and indeed should be, the norm. Being reasonable ought to be a typical, normal, and quite unremarkable thing.

Want a better world? Be legendary. It's pretty easy these days.

vakkotaur: Centaur holding bow - cartoon (Default)

In the past I have been asked why I use the name Vakkotaur and how I got that name. By now many know, or probably don't really care, but since I expect I'll be asked again, I may as well write it down and have a ready explanation that doesn't require my typing the whole story out again.

Vakkotaur )


vakkotaur: (computer)


A lot more learning, a bit of testing and refinement, more testing and refinement (thanks [livejournal.com profile] yakko!) and here what might just be the (first) final version of FadeAway.

What it does: Gives mIRC the ability to indicate away and idleness of nicks.

What it looks like: I've defaulted things to look good on a black background (what I use) but have pointed out in the comments what to change for a white background. (Search for "/InitFadeAwayVariables" sans quotes and you'll find the needed bits at the second occurrence.) FadeAway does not tamper with your background color or default choice of nick color.

The default colors: An active, non-away nick will look just like it would without FadeAway. A nick idle for 10-30 minutes will be repainted blue-green. A nick idle for 30-60 minutes will be repainted light grey. A nick idle for more than 60 minutes will be painted dark grey. An away nick (whether idle or not) will be painted dark grey. If you are away, your nick is painted bright blue.

The check is done every two minutes or so. Also, whenever a nick changes it gets checked.

How to use it: Copy FadeAway into the remote section. Or copy into remote.ini and be sure remote.ini is loaded. FadeAway will take effect on the next connect.

What can break: FadeAway changes how /who and /whois act - suppressing their responses. The aliases /w for /whois and /wh for /who are provided as replacements. The "/whois $$1" in popups should be changed to "/w $$1" and the "/w /whois $$1" in aliases should be commented out (put a ; in front of it).

You sure are wordy: Overdocumentation is better than underdocumentation. The script commenting may seem verbose. If that bugs you, you can strip the comments out. Good luck if you have to debug it then, though!

FadeAway.mrc )



And now IRC server admins can start hating me, I suppose...

vakkotaur: Centaur holding bow - cartoon (Default)


This entry had been friends only. Since nobody complained about the script screwing up, it is now open...

I've been running this the last few days, as has Timmo (well, a slightly earlier version, actually).

Here's the first, simple (ha) version of what I will eventually call FadeAway.

What it does: Scans the nicks of all the channels you are on and colors the away nicks grey. If you are away, your nick gets colored orange. When no longer away, a nick returns to the normal color, whatever that may be.

How to get it in place: Copy this thing into remote.ini and be sure remote.ini is loaded. It'll start automatically on the next connect.

The colors are set by %AwayColor and %MyAwayColor. (Use Control-K to get the color list if need be.) The colors were chosen to look good, if not great, on both white and black backgrounds.

The two minutes is set by the 120 (seconds) of the ON:CONNECT timer.

The command /who is used, but the responses are supressed. If you want to do a /who and get a visible response, use /wh instead. Note that /who is not /whois and /whois is, so far, completely unaffected by this script.

As with all scripts, look through it and be sure you can trust it. If there's a problem, I'd like to know about it. I believe the commenting to be adequate, but I could be wrong...

FadeAwayLight )



The next version will be rather more involved...

vakkotaur: (computer)


Some fundraiser thing here resulted in delivery of Krispy Kreme doughnuts to many people this morning. The engineering secretary sent an email about food at her desk. This was interesting as she said "food" and not "treats" this time.

Yes, there are (or were last I looked) a couple boxes of doughnuts. But there was also a fruit platter and a vegetable platter. I already had a doughnut courtesy of the fellow next to me, so now I'm avoiding having another by filling up on grapes and radishes and carrots and even some broccoli. Dipping leafy broccoli results in something that looks like a weird shaving brush...




My mIRC script is improving as I've been finding better ways to do things. Some on own, some with Yakko's help. He suggested using /who rather than /whois and that helped things quite a lot. Now I have one fairly clean loop instead of having less clean nested loops. The color list is used if not more efficiently, at least less intrusively. There is far less cluttering up of the status window. I still haven't found a way to get mIRC to not announce that the /who is finished for each nick or to not announce the away message of a nick that is away. I could, I suppose do a /who by channel and get only an announcement per channel of being finished instead of per nick, but that seems inefficient as then there'd be /who-ing of some more than once per pass. Oh, and the updating seems faster, even if it perhaps isn't. Considering how much improvement there has been in the past few days, I wonder how much more could be done if I were actually good at this. I'm very much still learning and probably trying to do more advanced things than a beginner ought. Also, I'm realizing just how weird and limiting non stack based, non RPN languages with fixed definitions seem to me.

I'm not sure I can do much more with this, as far as de-cluttering. So tonight I'll probably see about getting a timer set up and letting the thing free run a while. I suppose I could also color the nicks of those idle for a long time, too. Maybe even a different color if not away. Egad, I best be careful I don't end up overdoing the colors. I'm wondering if maybe I'm going about it wrong now, though. Would I be better off just looking at idle time and not caring about away? Could that be done without any clutter? Guess I have something more to look into tonight. After I've used the "finished" script for a night or two, I might see if anyone else wants to try it. Then I'll find out just how good or bad or useful or useless it is.

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1. Two programming issues got resolved. Both were the result of annoyingly easily overlooked and even more annoyingly "dumb" errors. The gadget at work now is working, at least it works for me so I've passed it to someone else for further testing. Let's see if he can break it. And the mIRC script, while still not doing much actually useful, is at least doing what it ought to be so far. Snarfing the away information will likely take me a while. I did look at one script that claimed to do what I wanted, but it just looked for 'away' or 'brb' as part of the nick, so as far I'm concerned, it doesn't really work. The idea is to indicate all cases, not just the announced ones.

2.a. With the recent snowfalls, and the last couple times being more than just a dusting, it's actually looking like winter now, and not just on the lakes. It had been cold enough that the ice fishing types are out on the lakes. The ice is rather thick and can be driven on. It is a bit eerie to hear the low creaking groaning that results from that weight moving on the ice. I went out on the ice myself (just walked out, thanks) and took a few pictures, including a couple of where I stand on shore for other pictures.

2.b. The other pictures are weekly photos I'm taking of Hall Lake. The plan is to get three pictures (to get the whole lake, or as much as reasonably possible) each week this year. Having started a week r two late I might go a couple weeks into next year. Yep, a long project, but at the end I should have a nice set of photos of the lake and surroundings as the seasons change.

3. Used shan (older laptop) again Tuesday night after telling it about changes in the network. Irksome, but not too bad. Used it so I could be online while watching/listening to the state of the union speech. A few points made, if not agreed to (just read any paper/web site...) My two gripes are the overdone invocation of God, which is I suppose to be expected, but everyone who believes in any God is convinced God agrees with them. The other is the non-word "nucular" which is rather distracting. Really, since many (not all) seem to have trouble with pronouncing "nuclear" maybe we should go back to using the good old term "atomic" for such things. My summary: Next Wednesday's events will be covered even more than Tuesday night was covered.

4. If my current weight trend continues I might have to revise my objective for February. But still plan to keep things relatively mild. A 5 lb. drop in a month seems reasonable. More would be nice, but I think I'd risk "burning out" and chucking things if I pushed it. And patience helps. This year is improvement, next year is improved or something.

5. A usage that bugs me: "Will you borrow me $2?" The right term is "lend" in that case. There are two ways to express that question correctly, and both sound better. "Will you lend me $2?" or "Can I borrow $2 from you?"

6. Another thing that bugs. The proof is not in the pudding. Well, if something strange is going it could be, but it'd be the stuff of odd spy stories. The real phrase is "The proof of the pudding is in the eating." Pudding could look good, but you have to taste it if you want to know if it really is any good.

7. Is it just me, or does the term "Homeland Security" sound rather annoyingly British? I half expect to hear about it as the Ministry of Homeland Security and that it is headed by the Home Secretary or something. I know it has a 1950s feel to it, but I'd feel much better with a name we were already using: Civil Defense. That things were done in a silly way for Civil Defense might also help as reminder not to commit inanities in the name of security. Actual security is good, but anything that reduces freedom does not buy security, it invites disaster.

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I've managed to use the treadmill regularly so far, as well as eat less fattening meals for the most part. This has had a few effects.

One is that I'm tired earlier and thus more likely to go to bed when I should rather than stay up too late. This actually helps the next day some as I seem a bit more awake - without benefit of caffeine. Another is that I am actually starting to look forward to using the treadmill and feeling a bit odd when I don't use it.

But the big one is that the last few days I've been around 218 lbs. That is under 220 and thus I've already achieved my first objective. Hopefully that trend can continue and the numbers will go down (and certain clothes will fit better again). Next objective: Be under 215 lbs. by the end of February. That shouldn't be too hard. I have no idea what the ultimate weight will or should be. Yes, I know there are charts and such, but they seem wildly off. One indicated 140 and that seems too low. And really, getting under 190 would be an accomplishment. But first things first. Under 215 before March.

So far it's actually been pretty easy. The time on the treadmill is a nice break where I can just sorta mentally idle, as well as listen to tapes and CDs. Supper is a bit less random, tending to be something from Subway, at least when I'm alone. I should vary it some, probably with some stuff at home (hello Chef Magnetron...) and lighter fair when going out for supper.




I'm learning the basics of mIRC scripting and finding it... irksome. It's probably just that's I'm new to it and all, but some is rather irksome. I started with a rather complex idea but set that aside upon realizing just how involved it would get. But while looking into it I found a neat command that gave me an idea. The command allows the color of a nick in the nicklist of a channel to be custom color. This, in itself, seems like it'd just candy-color things and get annoying. Well, in the wrong hands it would. I like to think that mine are not the wrong hands.

What I'd like to do is write a script that sets the color of the nicks according to if they're /away (or maybe idle for a certain time). This would give mIRC a feature that many other IRC clients have built-in.

Getting the away information will likely be the hard part, but right now I'm not even that far. I can get the number of channels and loop through the channels, so far just echoing to screen. I can get the number of nicks in a channel, but either I'm missing some subtlety of variable usage or how mIRC's while( ) loops work. Right now if I set the loop with a fixed number, it works - but that's not the desired thing. I should be able to set a variable to number of nicks in a channel and use that variable in a loop, to echo the nicks. So far, no luck. But I've only been at this a short time. What bugs me is that the various sites that try to explain things say the same few, and generally useless, things over and over.

What isn't explained is how some commands act when not just so. What is the failure mode? That would help quite a bit, I think. Also, what are common mistakes? I'm pretty sure I'm making those as I go. And then the more advanced, is there a way to snarf whois info and parse it, but not spam any window (not even status) with the result? And not break the typed whois? I suspect all these questions have been answered (and I'll likely see them as "D'oh! That should have been obvious!") but I haven't found out where. So far the mIRC help file itself is the most useful thing - which is quite surprising as most help files are anything but helpful. It's good, but not great. Just how does one actually use /halt for example? Maybe I don't need it, but it seemed to be one of those things only makes sense if you don't need the explanation.

And chances are someone already wrote a script like the one I'm thinking of, but 1) I don't know about it and 2) I'd prefer a script I've written, that way I know what it's really doing and 3) I might just learn enough to do something else useful.

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