And on a lighter note....

[vakkotaur]

Via jmthane

Taurus Drinking style:
Taurus prefers to drink at a leisurely pace, aiming
for a mellow glow rather than a full on zonk.
Since a truly intoxicated Taurus is a
one-person stampede, the kind of
bull-in-a-china-shop inebriate who spills red
wine on white carpets and tells fart jokes to
employers, the preference for wining and dining
(or Bud and buddies) to body shots and barfing
is quite fortunate for the rest of us. This is
not to say that the Bull is by any means a
teetotaler -- god, no. A squiffy Taurus will
get, er, gregarious (full of loudmouth soup,
some would say) and is extremely amusing to
drag to a karaoke bar when intoxicated.


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Well, the first part is right. I don't like the loss of control feeling that comes with drinking large amounts.

Note to jugularjaguar: This is not an invitation to try to get me intoxicated and drag me to some karaoke place.