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vakkotaurRather than ask everyone on my friends list, and perhaps any lurkers if there are any, to think of something to post about themselves here, I have something else in mind. I do ask that folk kindly post a followup, however I won't ask for some obscure or trivial fact. Instead, here's your chance to tell a whopper about yourself. No need to limit yourself to a mere fib or untruth, go for a whopper.
Have fun!
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Biggest whopper ever.
Date: 12 Dec 2003 09:33 (UTC)(Im not responsible if you choke to death laughing.)
Biggest Whopper Ever!
Date: 12 Dec 2003 09:45 (UTC)Re: Biggest Whopper Ever!
Date: 12 Dec 2003 09:48 (UTC)Re: Biggest Whopper Ever!
Date: 12 Dec 2003 09:53 (UTC)Or moving to LA. Yeah, that works too.
But I gotta tell you, Josie has a LOT of ammunition to play with here. It could be close.
Re: Biggest Whopper Ever!
Date: 12 Dec 2003 10:15 (UTC)But I already used a really big whopper on another friend's LJ - "I want to be a boy again".
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Date: 12 Dec 2003 10:41 (UTC)I thought that my drawing skulls everywhere and fascination with the undead was just something odd about me, but I have come to realize that it all meant something. My true destiny lies in the hands of Satan himself.
(...I wrote that? Good LORD)
Hold the pickels, hold the lettuce...
Date: 12 Dec 2003 17:47 (UTC)Re: Hold the pickels, hold the lettuce...
Date: 12 Dec 2003 23:50 (UTC)Re: Hold the pickels, hold the lettuce...
Date: 12 Dec 2003 23:57 (UTC)Oh, wait... you mean that critter that looks like a primate who had one of Millie's haircuts?
Aatheus
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Date: 12 Dec 2003 23:49 (UTC)My latest movie, "Lord of the Rings: Return of the King", comes out next week on Wednesday. I hope you enjoy it! I've been spending the last six years of my life working hard on the trilogy. I'd like to thank New Line Cinema for giving me that time machine so I could travel back to Middle-earth; Frodo, Sam, Pippin, Merry, Aragorn, Boromir, Legolas and Gimli for agreeing to play themselves (sadly, Gandalf was too busy to participate, so we brought Ian McKellen back in time to play him); and, of course, the geeks of the world for loving the films so much in the first place. I heard cheering in the theatre when the title appeared onscreen, and I looked back and saw wooden swords waving in appreciation. Warmed my Kiwi heart, it did!
Also, I hear my earlier film "Meet the Feebles" is a hit at furry conventions. Those blokes must be crazier than I thought!
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Date: 13 Dec 2003 06:36 (UTC)Do you also have a company that makes more interactive entertainments, Peter Jackson Games?
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Date: 13 Dec 2003 17:30 (UTC)no subject
Date: 13 Dec 2003 11:13 (UTC)*steps up to the microphone*
Date: 13 Dec 2003 00:42 (UTC)Hey, is this thing on?
*lack of feedback*
Oh, good, it is!
Hi, my name's Jake and I'd like to tell you a little story. I was walkin' down the road back home in Alabama a few years ago when I heard this helicopter, and it was flyin' closer. It was real low and when it came out from behind the trees, I saw it was black, too! Now, I knew the gummint had alla these secret agents cruisin' around in black choppers, just hankerin' to snatch up country boys like me, so I got real scared and went to go hide in the woods b'fore the chopper could land, but then somethin' hit me in the back and I couldn't run no more! Got all weak in the knees 'n' directly I found myself lyin' down 'n' gettin' ready to take me a snooze, little as I really wanted to. I knew it was curtain, 'n' I couldn't even holler 'cause I was so tuckered out, but then I looked up -- it was real hard 'cause my eyelids was so droopy! -- and I saw all these pretty shiny things in the sky, and next I knew I was flyin' into the sky, flipped over, saw a buncha guys in black suits and glasses lookin' up at me!
Man, it was friggin' cool, but I must've been awful snoozly, 'cause next thing I know after that, I was lyin' on this cold silvery table with all sorts of little warm metal fingers giving me a full-body pro-shia... pro-shi... one of them Orientatin' massages of some kind anyway, it felt pretty darn good, and relaxin', and then the door opened, and this guy came in and it just scared the BEJEEZUZ outta me! 'Cause we all know he was supposed to be dead years ago. But he wasn't! He was right there, and he told me that he thought he was a goner when the bad guys put those cement shoes on him and tossed him in the harbor, but these other guys -- uh... maybe he said Greys, I'm not sure I heard him right -- picked him right up out of the water after the bad guys left and took him home so he could unionize their whole planet!
And man, I thought that was so cool, a planet full of nothin' but union shops, so I asked him where I could sign up for some of that action, and he said, "We don't need any alien workers on Teamsters Local #849578394928 this year, but if we ever do, I'll be sure to give you a ring." And that was that, he snapped his fingers and all the massagin' fingers stopped massaging and started pokin' me all over, and it put me right out somehow! Woke up in my bed and had no idea how I got there, but I was just glad those grey guys had got me instead of the ones in black.
Makes me wonder what the men in white are like, yup. Dunno if I'll ever see 'em, but if I do you can bet I'll tell ya about it! Anyway, that's all the story I got to tell. Thanks for listenin'... g'bye!
*waves 'n' pads off into the shadows at stage left*
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Date: 13 Dec 2003 13:15 (UTC)Naw...
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Date: 13 Dec 2003 22:58 (UTC)i am in love with you
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Date: 13 Dec 2003 08:02 (UTC)We are all plugged into the system.
I feel like poop most of the time, so I am The Two.
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