The last 2 options should be combined. MI6 should be included in option5. But I believe it was hijacked by a flock of stokes so they could reach their migration destination early. Stokes are responsible for MANY disappearances. We don't hear about it because it's a government cover-up. Those birds are not innocent and neither are toads, but those are for another poll involving the yeti. I'm glad you know informed people like me.
You're in luck, I AM that kind! But I waited a while before replying, for the hot steam to evaporate from this post, so it can stay between us. You never know who is lurking on the internet.
Before we scientifically explain the toad-yeti link, we need to make sure we share an understanding of toads, I mean scientifically. Toads are slippery. If you pass a hand on a toad, your hand slips off easily. And that's only one surface being a toad. Now if you stack 2 toads together it's hard to keep them that way because they slip off each other. And you don't know what toad to blame. Now here comes evolution. Toads are very smart amphibians. They figured they could save a lot of energy if 1 toad did the walking and the other was carried by him. Thus they could have 2 heads facing opposite directions to grab flies. That would've been very useful in Frogger, but game developers are not scientifically knowledgeable like webcomic makers are. So the toads evolved to have some hair so they could grab on each other, like on a carpet. When that was achieved more and more toads grabbed on to each other, swamping around, catching insects in all directions.
Now the evidence: when people see that frog mass moving around they are fooled by pareidolia and assume it's a human-like creature, instead of thinking: furry-like frogs sticking together like it actually is. When they approach to have a closer look the frogs separate and spread, like normal frogs do in a swamp, so the yeti can not be captured. The fur allowed them to enjoy Himalayan temperatures where flies are scarce, yes, but they croak to entertain themselves through the hunger.
Now you know. Defend this information with your life.
Here's another conspiracy theory for you... As of today, we're searching for it in the southern Indian Ocean apparently. So the nearest town on the coast to that area is (arguably) mighty Mandurah! Mandurah vehicle license plates have the prefix MH. I work on a weekly basis with someone who is very proud of their family's early MH plates which they've inherited. We talk plates very often, it's a subject few appreciate. (I'm sure you can see where this is going) Their plates are MH370. So the routine this afternoon after work was going out to the carpark and asking them to make sure they're back at work by next week at least or we'll send out a search party...
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Date: 16 Mar 2014 00:10 (UTC)MI6 should be included in option5.
But I believe it was hijacked by a flock of stokes so they could reach their migration destination early. Stokes are responsible for MANY disappearances. We don't hear about it because it's a government cover-up. Those birds are not innocent and neither are toads, but those are for another poll involving the yeti.
I'm glad you know informed people like me.
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Date: 16 Mar 2014 00:16 (UTC)Do expand upon toads and yeti, if you would be so kind.
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Date: 29 Mar 2014 18:56 (UTC)But I waited a while before replying, for the hot steam to evaporate from this post, so it can stay between us. You never know who is lurking on the internet.
Before we scientifically explain the toad-yeti link, we need to make sure we share an understanding of toads, I mean scientifically. Toads are slippery. If you pass a hand on a toad, your hand slips off easily. And that's only one surface being a toad. Now if you stack 2 toads together it's hard to keep them that way because they slip off each other. And you don't know what toad to blame.
Now here comes evolution. Toads are very smart amphibians. They figured they could save a lot of energy if 1 toad did the walking and the other was carried by him. Thus they could have 2 heads facing opposite directions to grab flies. That would've been very useful in Frogger, but game developers are not scientifically knowledgeable like webcomic makers are. So the toads evolved to have some hair so they could grab on each other, like on a carpet. When that was achieved more and more toads grabbed on to each other, swamping around, catching insects in all directions.
Now the evidence: when people see that frog mass moving around they are fooled by pareidolia and assume it's a human-like creature, instead of thinking: furry-like frogs sticking together like it actually is. When they approach to have a closer look the frogs separate and spread, like normal frogs do in a swamp, so the yeti can not be captured. The fur allowed them to enjoy Himalayan temperatures where flies are scarce, yes, but they croak to entertain themselves through the hunger.
Now you know. Defend this information with your life.
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Date: 18 Mar 2014 15:39 (UTC)