YAQ: Dear Santa

[vakkotaur]

Via a bunch of folks:

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In April I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last Friday I pushed farraptor in the mud (-17 points). In September I stole brace_bear's purse (-30 points). In October I pulled michaelmink's hair (-5 points). Last Monday I signed my organ donor card (28 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-724 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking! Sincerely, vakkotaur

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[malterre.livejournal.com]

well then!

[thecanuckguy.livejournal.com]

After the "In April I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator" part I was expecting the author to be Steven Harper. Because, really, you couldn't do worse than what he's doing ...