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[vakkotaur]

Glenn Miller is still missing.

Comments

[nefaria.livejournal.com]

He should be milling corn or wheat, glens can't be made into saleable flour products.

[jcw-da-dmg.livejournal.com]

As is Hans Kammler:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hans_Kammler

[michaelmink.livejournal.com]

Incorrect! He is, as we speak, involved in a high-stakes game of Texas Hold 'Em with Judge Crater, Amelia Earhart, Jimmy Hoffa and Elvis.

[wolfnevets.livejournal.com]

Didn't he take the "A Train" because he was "In the Mood"? It's easy to get lost in a Big Band too...OK that was bad.

[vakkotaur.livejournal.com]

No, that was Ellington who took took the A train. Miller took the choo-choo to Chattanooga though he might have been trying to get to Tuxedo Junction.