Say what?

[vakkotaur]

One of the supermarkets/grocery stores in town has or had a couple announcements that are unintentionally amusing. One suggests "Kitchen Chicken" for a family meal. Upon hearing that, I wonder what other rooms might have chicken. I'd certainly hope that the chicken would have been prepared in the kitchen. I sure don't want bathroom chicken.

The other announcement advises folks to look for the "NuVal nutritional label." The problem with the announcement is one of speed or lack of pause. I keep hearing it as "Look for the new malnutritional label."

Comments

[malterre.livejournal.com]

I sure don't want bathroom chicken.
That made me laugh put loud, along with some of the other possibilities-like "welding torch in the garage chicken"

[vakkotaur.livejournal.com]

That reminds me of a bit in The Spirit of St. Louis (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0051003/) where a mechanic cooks with an acetylene torch. In the movie Lindbergh later remarks on it and is asked why he ate it if he didn't like it. He replies to the effect that he needed the airplane.

[doodlesthegreat.livejournal.com]

But bedroom chicken... rowr. o_o

[kinkyturtle.livejournal.com]

Studio chicken. Workshop chicken. Darkroom chicken. Salon chicken. Solarium chicken.

Rumpus room chicken!

[jcw-da-dmg.livejournal.com]

Airing Cupboard Chicken.
Basement Chicken.
Bedroom Pork. (Hey, it's better than Bedroom TURKEY)
Closet Clams.
Rumpus Room Venison. (Yes, Deer)

All of which can be served with a side of (naturally) Couch Potatoes.

[vakkotaur.livejournal.com]

Or you could mix the potatoes right in, but that would make a hash of things.