The "worst candy to get" reminds me of a schtick I heard a comedian do (wish I could remember who, so I can give him the credit) (Wording not exact):
This year for Halloween, I handed out ice cream sandwiches! [Audience groan] That's better than last year, when I just scooped it from the box! "Happy Halloween" [schlorp!] [Comedian laughing] Oh, you should see the looks on their faces! For some of them, this is the first real confusion they've run across!
Know what I've discovered for next year? Bouillon cubes are wrapped like candy!
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Date: 27 Oct 2008 21:24 (UTC)no subject
Date: 27 Oct 2008 21:27 (UTC)no subject
Date: 27 Oct 2008 21:26 (UTC)This year for Halloween, I handed out ice cream sandwiches! [Audience groan] That's better than last year, when I just scooped it from the box! "Happy Halloween" [schlorp!] [Comedian laughing] Oh, you should see the looks on their faces! For some of them, this is the first real confusion they've run across!
Know what I've discovered for next year? Bouillon cubes are wrapped like candy!
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Date: 25 Aug 2013 23:05 (UTC)no subject
Date: 25 Aug 2013 23:06 (UTC)