To the MemeMobile!

[vakkotaur]

Maybe you've been there, but how did you get there?

Let's see if I can start something... :)

A few seconds of using a conveyance or being at the controls counts.

Dry Land:

Tricycle? Yep, as a kid. And it was a real metal trike, not a Big Wheel.
Bicycle? Yep. From single speed & coaster brakes, to 3-speed, 5 & 10/12-speed.
...built for more than one? Nope.
Unicycle? Nope.
Skates (old fashioned)? No.
Skates (in-line)? No.

Pogo-stick? Yes, but not for long. More work than it's worth.
Moving walkway? Yes - at airports
Escalator? Yes.
Elevator? Yes.
...that wasn't automatic? Yes.
Wheelchair? Yes, unfortunately. A broken leg in my youth. At least I didn't need it (the wheelchair, silly!) outside the hospital.

Used crutches? Yes, same reason as the wheelchair.
Used a cane (not just as a prop)? Yes. While I could have gone without, it would have been tricky.
Driven a three-wheeler ATV? Yes, back when they were still legal to sell.
Driven a four-wheeler ATV? No, not that I recall.
Driven a minibike? Yes.

Motorcycle? Yes.
...drive? Yes, a small Yamaha or Honda.
Driven a car? Yep!
...with manual transmission? Yes.
Driven a truck (any, small pickups count)? Yes.
...with manual transmission? Yes.

Driven a larger truck (moving van, semi) No. Haven't had to.
Driven a bus (beside a VW Microbus)? No.
Tractor (small - lawn)? I don't think so.
Tractor (large - farm)? Yes, but not for long.
Tractor with other machinery attached? Nope.

Steam locomotive? No. (Or it was so long ago I no longer recall.)
Oil fired locomotive? No. (Or it was so long ago I no longer recall.)
Diesel-Electric locomotive? Yes.
All-electric locomotive? (trolley, etc.)? Yes - in Vancouver.
Been at the controls of any while underway? No.

Been in a squad car? Yes.
...lights and siren going? Yes.
...and you were driving? No.
Been in an ambulance? Yes.
...while injured? No.
...with lights & siren going? No, at least not that I recall...
...and you were driving? No.

Cat/bulldozer? No.
Other construction machinery? No.
Tank? No.
Other military vehicle (beyond truck, jeep)? No.

Snow & Ice:

Ice skate? Yes, once.
Snow shoe? No.
Ski (cross country)? Yes.
Ski (downhill)? No.
Saucer sled? Yes. I don't recommend it - no control.
Non-saucer, non-steerable sled or toboggan? I think so, but am not sure anymore.

Steerable sled (Flexible flier, etc.)? Yes.
Dog-sled? No.
Sleigh? No.
Snowmobile? Yes. As passenger and as driver.
Been on a sled or such pulled by snowmobile? Yes.
Snowplow (not a truck with a plow)? No.

Animals:

Been on animal powered conveyance? Yes, a few, all horse-drawn.
Drive it yourself? One, yes.
Ridden an animal (relatives don't count)? Yes.
...with the animal not hand led or connected to something? Yes.
Ridden an animal not normally considered a riding animal? No.
...what was it? ---

Water:

Swam? Yes.
S.C.U.B.A. dive? No.
Deep sea dive? No.
Raft? Yes. Not a very good one, on a small pond.
Surfed? No.

Rowed a boat? Yes.
Sailed (wind propulsion)? I *think* so. Was quite small at the time.
Water-ski? No.
Jet-ski? No.
Boat with outboard motor? Yes.
...control it yourself? Yes.

Boat with inboard motor? I think so, but am not sure anymore.
...control it yourself? No.
Peddle-powered watercraft? No, but an aunt of mine or neighbor had one.
Paddle-wheeler/riverboat? no.
Been on a ferry boat? Yes.
Been on a houseboat? No.
...overnight? ---
Ocean-going (or Great Lakes) ship? No.

Submarine? No.
Diving bell/bathysphere? No.

Air:

Ridden a glider? No.
...fly it yourself? ---
Ultralight/microlight? No.
Open cockpit, single engine plane? Yes. FUN!
...fly it (at all)? no.

Any single engine prop. plane? Yes.
...fly it (at all)? Yes, while Pa took pictures.
Twin engine prop. plane? I think so, but was a long time ago.
...fly it (at all)? No.
Jet? Yes, commercial airliners.
...fly it (at all)? No.
Jet, not commercial? No.
...fly it (at all)? No.

Fly any of the above from takeoff to landing? No.
Hot air balloon? No.
Helium balloon? No.
Blimp? No.
Helicopter? No.

Parachute? No.
Gyro? No.
Been launched or assisted by catapult/steam? No.
Anything rocket propelled or assisted? No.

Other:

Hovercraft? Yes.
...over water? No.
Cable car/gondola? No.
Ever been 'telepresent' (remote manipulation)? Only if you count telnet, ssh, ftp...
...that was more than flipping bits over the net? Nope.