A web site for Orvan?

[vakkotaur]

Hi folks. Orvan here. I've had a few folks say that I ought to have a web page or site of my own. It seems rather odd to me. All I do is just deliver stuff, and how big of a deal is that? Bigger than I thought, I guess. But when I hear the same thing from several folks that I ought to have a web site and word gets to me that folks are telling people that I ought to have web site, or asking why I don't, well I guess I need to do something. I'm not sure what all it should include and so I'm asking you. Nothing too flashy I hope, I'm an ox after all, not a peacock or anything like that.

So, what all should a delivery ox's web site have?

Comments

[bronxelf-ag001.livejournal.com]

well, delivery policies- what you can/will deliver and what you won't.

[altivo.livejournal.com]

Heh. Obviously, a form to request pick-ups and deliveries. ;p

A picture or two of you at work. Testimonials of course. A schedule of rates?

How about Orvan's Blog? Now that has possibilities...

Hmm...

[catwoman69y2k.livejournal.com]

You could have things like

* An intro (who is orvan?)
* Delivery schedule (where will orvan be making deliveries?)
* Send Orvan Fan mail (contact info)
* Orvan On the Job (gallery)

Yeah...stuff like that.

[nefaria.livejournal.com]

A comprehensive list of shipping & handling charges, naturally.

[ken-redtail.livejournal.com]

Package tracking! :D

It would be hilarious if you parodied UPS's website.

Remember this isn't Orvan's site, it's better if it's ACME's site! With delvidery order forms/confirmation, shipping and handling, Terms of Service and of course action shots of our qualified deliverymen in ACTION!

[doodlesthegreat.livejournal.com]

Actually, I think it would be better to emulate FedEx's website: When it positively, absolutely has to get there, whether they wanted it or not!

Your site

[jugularjaguar.livejournal.com]

Contact info

Your history

Items delievered with little stories behind them

Items to be delievered page but kept secret of course

Send you money page so that you can buy the items for them to deliever
at the next event that you are going to

[foolscap001.livejournal.com]

I think that it would be good to do it up as if it were a going concern. If you went whole hog, it could be a lot of work, but surely there's some intermediate state where what work there is is fun--coming up with a logo, filming a "commercial", putting up testimonials, and so forth.