Be an advisor to ACME

[vakkotaur]

Midwest FurFest is approaching and ACME needs your help. Nothing big, you won't be asked to mix up stuff that might go boom or anything like that. What is needed are suggestions for parcel recipients and what those recipients should receive in said parcels.

Orvan will be delivering for ACME again at MFF.

There are a few guidelines.

1. Items should be inexpensive. That way acquiring them won't be too much of problem. I hope.

2. Items should be fairly small. That way hauling them won't be a problem.

3. Items should be humorous to the recipient. If others are amused, that's bonus. If it's a gentle tweak, that's fine. But nothing that would be nastygram.

I don't have to acquire everything myself. If someone wants to acquire, and haul something to MFF, that works too. I will need to know the size of the item and the name of the recipient so I can make up the appropriate packaging.

All followups to this post will be screened, just in case some potential recipient might be reading. I'd like it to be a surprise if at all possible.

I certainly don't know everyone, so idea for folks I don't know (or maybe even not know of) would be good. ACME customers are a diverse group, right?

Generic ideas (e.g. "Chew toys for canines.") are certainly useful and I do not want to discourage those. But the main interest is to try to get things specific to a person.

So... What do you advise ACME to do?