I mentioned the MG2 sleazeballs before. In the followups, it was revealed that these jokers are also Tri-Star and push Tri Star Home Care Products (vacuum cleaners).
Well, another Bingo card arrived in the mail. It's from Orion Systems in Loveland CO with a postmark from Advanced Direct Marketing, Inc. also in Loveland, CO.
This time I scanned the card for folks' entertainment and perhaps enlightenment. The images are 800 pixels wide, so they're hidden behind the cut.
Here's the front:
And the back:
And in case you were wondering, BINGO!
Gee, I wonder if those numbers ever change. Probably not. They don't need to. The pattern (X here) doesn't need to change either.
Again, everyone is a winner. It says so, "You are guaranteed to win one of the prizes listed on the back of this card." But take a look and you see that:
1 gets $5,000.
51 get an XBox 360. ($399)
223 get an iPod Video. ($249)
25,925 get a nineteen piece cutlery set. ($36)
and...
473,800 get a certificate for 3 days/2 nights accommodation. (Not sold retail, so no monetary equivalent.)
One can only wonder what sort of accommodations that certificate is good for and what hoops must jumped through for it to be honored. That there is no retail value suggests that it is pretty much worthless. That's after the very likely demonstration of the vacuum cleaner. "You may be asked to view Tri Star Home Care Products." is in the fine print. And if you do actually win the $5,000 grand prize, they get to use your likeness in future promotions.
The number to (not) call is: 1-800-667-3548 or 1 800 667 3548 or 18006673548 or 8006673548. There, now search engines can find this entry by phone number.
There is no arithmetic test to serve as a lottery disclaimer with this card. Since every card is a "winner" there is no chance, and so no lottery as such. Again, it's legal though hardly ethical.
WARNING EVERYONE
Date: 22 May 2008 16:49 (UTC)P.S.
I worked for them so i know everything about them again What out for thing you buy from people
Re: WARNING EVERYONE
Date: 13 Jul 2008 22:07 (UTC)Re: WARNING EVERYONE
Date: 17 Jul 2008 07:24 (UTC)Re: WARNING EVERYONE
Date: 31 Oct 2008 19:53 (UTC)This company operates in the shade. When I buy or consider buying any product, I like the sale to be transparent and honest. I wonder if you even need to prove that you scratched the card or if it is just a gimmick to get you to call their local office.
Re: WARNING EVERYONE
Date: 14 Nov 2008 21:55 (UTC)Re: WARNING EVERYONE
Date: 24 Nov 2008 17:26 (UTC)no subject
Date: 26 Nov 2008 00:12 (UTC)Re: WARNING EVERYONE
Date: 18 Feb 2009 23:02 (UTC)And then what follows... is an argument about how "unfair" it is to judge a company without seeing it's product. Wow you lie and deceive to get us to see your product... it must really be worth seeing must it? Say we do see it, then what? Only an idiot wouldn't expect more lies and deception.
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Date: 18 Feb 2009 23:11 (UTC)One thing I would recommend, for any vacuum cleaner sales demo, is that after the usual demo is done (where it's shown how much dirt the sales vacuum cleaner picks up after a bit of carpet has been vacuumed by the model one already owns) to do it in reverse. That is, vacuum a section of carpet with the promoted vacuum cleaner and then see what the old vacuum can pick up that the fancy new one left behind. That would be a very interesting comparison to make. I suspect it's one that the vacuum salesperson would very much like to avoid.