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I do not like peas. Peas taste terrible. Peas taste awful. Peas taste terribly awful and awfully terrible. Canned peas, frozen peas, peas by themselves or peas in other things... it's all bad. So it was with great trepidation last night that I worked up the nerve to sample wasabi peas.

These were dry. These were crunchy. These had a spicy horseradish coating. These.. did not taste like peas. I had to check the label. The label says they are indeed peas. Evidently drying them so they don't feel slimy or mushy or such and draining or vaporizing the liquid to remove the worst of the pea flavor really improves things. The spicy coating likely masks whatever little nasty pea flavor may be left. The result is a process that does something I had not imagined possible: It actually renders peas edible, and not just in the technical sense of "you won't die of poisoning if you ingest this (you'll just wish you had)" which is as close as peas normally ever get to being truly edible.

Date: 2 Jun 2006 18:11 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bronxelf-ag001.livejournal.com
Can I have all your theoretical peas? I love peas.

Date: 2 Jun 2006 19:01 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vakkotaur.livejournal.com

You can have 'em. If only it were so easy. And if only folks would stop contaminating otherwise good food with peas.

Date: 2 Jun 2006 18:16 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] malterre.livejournal.com
Wasabi Peas rock the house!

Date: 2 Jun 2006 18:20 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nefaria.livejournal.com
I'm just the opposite, I love regular peas in all their forms but can't stand wasabi peas, they make me queasy.

Date: 2 Jun 2006 18:26 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wolfyttwisted.livejournal.com
D: How dare you insult that which is PEA GOODYNESS! *drapes forarm over face* You...you are dead to me...

XD not many of my friends like them either. *pea freak* o.o Wasabi Peas sound intresting.

Date: 2 Jun 2006 19:11 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jmaynard.livejournal.com
Peas are yummy good stuff. Wasabi peas are just different yummy good stuff.

Date: 2 Jun 2006 19:27 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vakkotaur.livejournal.com

Peas may be stuff. They are, however, neither yummy nor good. Blech.

Date: 3 Jun 2006 05:33 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jcw-da-dmg.livejournal.com
You obviously have developed some disease of the taste buds which renders them unable to know either what is good for your body or what tastes pleasant. I would see a doctor at once!

Date: 5 Jun 2006 02:48 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vakkotaur.livejournal.com

Jay makes a similarly silly accusation.

Date: 2 Jun 2006 23:08 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yakko.livejournal.com
I'll have to say... peas and carrots are the best! Two vegetables of a select few vegetables I'll eat without hesitation.

Wasabi peas, huh? I'll have to try some.

Date: 5 Jun 2006 02:46 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vakkotaur.livejournal.com

Carrots are fine. I can take them raw or cooked, though canned carrots do leave something to be desired. But peas... erf.

Date: 2 Jun 2006 22:17 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tenax.livejournal.com
You don't like yer peas? Then how can you have any pudding? How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your peas?

*Shiny snatches your peas away...* Yum!

Date: 3 Jun 2006 01:57 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tilt-longtail.livejournal.com
All we are saying.......
Is give peas a chance!
(John Lennon)

Date: 3 Jun 2006 02:40 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] haystack.livejournal.com
Visualize Whirled Peas.

...regular peas aren't my favorite, but wasabi peas are awesome and split-pea soup is mostly OK. :)

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