I wish Vakko would...

[vakkotaur]

1. ...invent a cheap FTL drive and then rid the world of all known diseases. Preferably before lunch.

Too late, it's already after lunch. I think a Fruit of the Loom drive would be excessively silly. The disease things may be a good idea, but I haven't given it all that much thought.

2. ...take polka lessons.

To whom shall I take them?

3. ...do the timewarp - just for fun.

Someday I just might.

4. ...show his dark evil side.

See the icon accompanying this post.

5. ...give us a call the next time he's in Chicago-Land!

Now to do that, I'd have to have a number to call.

6. ...wear a saddle.

Like this?

7. ...clean my house.

I'm having enough trouble cleaning mine! Besides, I wouldn't know what you intended to keep and you intended to get rid of, and we might disagree on how things ought to be organized.

Comments

[jcw-da-dmg.livejournal.com]

Now to do that, I'd have to have a number to call.

Start with 773 793-4652 (the official band #/aka Josie's cell)

[timmowarner.livejournal.com]

I meant all the time!

Or at least when I'm around.

[vakkotaur.livejournal.com]

Wearing a saddle would mean having to put the thing on and take it off, not an easy thing for a centaur. Besides, it'd just encourage riding.