YAQ: Cthulhu parody of the Santa Naughty/Nice thing

[vakkotaur]

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Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely busy devotee this year.

In February, I stopped moufette from defiling Lovecraft's grave (-20 points). In December, I burnt my copy of the Necronomicon (-75 points). Yesterday, I sacrificed aatheus to Cthulhu (500 points). In November, I exposed sqrlly to soul-rending horrors (250 points). In June, I recruited _dakko as a new cultist (30 points). In April, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points).

In short, I have been very good (785 points) and deserve to be promoted to High Priest.

Your humble and obedient servant,
Vakkotaur

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High Priest. Right. Me. Priest. *laughter*