A web site for Orvan?

Hi folks. Orvan here. I've had a few folks say that I ought to have a web page or site of my own. It seems rather odd to me. All I do is just deliver stuff, and how big of a deal is that? Bigger than I thought, I guess. But when I hear the same thing from several folks that I ought to have a web site and word gets to me that folks are telling people that I ought to have web site, or asking why I don't, well I guess I need to do something. I'm not sure what all it should include and so I'm asking you. Nothing too flashy I hope, I'm an ox after all, not a peacock or anything like that.

So, what all should a delivery ox's web site have?