YAQ: Well, sort of. Haiku?

( Poem )

They call this "Delicious" ?

Someone at work brought in apples rather than doughnuts or rolls as a treat. Okkay, apples aren't empty-calorie items... or so I had thought. I tried one. These apples were the "Red Delicious" variety and, well, they are sweet. I would not go so far as to call them delicious, however. They seemed to me to lack apple flavor and seemed oddly soft or at least lacking in density. Not rotten or bruised, just... lacking. And now I want a good apple, such as a Granny Smith.

Is fursuitting infectious?

( I might have caught something. )

Philosophical Question

If I've been naughty and I tell Santa Claus I want a lump of coal for Christmas, what does he do?