Philosophical Question

[vakkotaur]

If I've been naughty and I tell Santa Claus I want a lump of coal for Christmas, what does he do?

Comments

[makhaggis.livejournal.com]

He'll burn your house down. Don't make the same mistake I did.

[rillaspins.livejournal.com]

I was going to say that Santa will set the coal on fire in your underwear, but Makhaggis beat me to the fire reference.

[michaelmink.livejournal.com]

Give you your choice of John Kerry, Ted Kennedy, or Barney Frank as a roomie until the next Christmas.

Just to make sure you aren't naughty the following year.

Which may be wrong.

Hm, good question.

[haystack.livejournal.com]

If I were Santa and some smart-alec naughty boy or girl asked me for a lump of coal, I'd dust their house with graphite powder instead.

[irpooh.livejournal.com]

Hummm... thinking WB mode - you would get exactly what you requested... a nice big lump of coal - that will flatten your house.