That bunch of questions going 'round... with a twist

Please do not answer these seriously. Whimsical replies are likely to be more interesting. Well, if you really want to be serious, go ahead, but it'd be nice to have a set of not-serious replies as well.

For easy copying:
<b>1. Who are you?</b>
<b>2. Are we friends?</b>
<b>3. When and how did we meet?</b>
<b>4. Do you have a crush on me?</b>
<b>5. Would you kiss me?</b>
<b>6. Describe me in one word.</b>
<b>7. What was your first impression?</b>
<b>8. Do you still think that way about me now?</b>
<b>9. What reminds you of me?</b>
<b>10. If you could give me anything what would it be?</b>
<b>11. How well do you know me?</b>
<b>12. When's the last time you saw me?</b>
<b>13. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?</b>
<b>14. Are you going to put this on your journal and see what I say about you?</b>