That bunch of questions going 'round... with a twist

[vakkotaur]

Please do not answer these seriously. Whimsical replies are likely to be more interesting. Well, if you really want to be serious, go ahead, but it'd be nice to have a set of not-serious replies as well.

For easy copying:
<b>1. Who are you?</b>
<b>2. Are we friends?</b>
<b>3. When and how did we meet?</b>
<b>4. Do you have a crush on me?</b>
<b>5. Would you kiss me?</b>
<b>6. Describe me in one word.</b>
<b>7. What was your first impression?</b>
<b>8. Do you still think that way about me now?</b>
<b>9. What reminds you of me?</b>
<b>10. If you could give me anything what would it be?</b>
<b>11. How well do you know me?</b>
<b>12. When's the last time you saw me?</b>
<b>13. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?</b>
<b>14. Are you going to put this on your journal and see what I say about you?</b>

Comments

[irpooh.livejournal.com]

For easy copying:
1. Who are you?
The voices are battling for top billing... can't answer that right now
2. Are we friends?
The voices are still trying to decide... they don't know your voices that well
3. When and how did we meet?
My voices introduced me to your voices... your voices frieghtened them
4. Do you have a crush on me?
Yes, sorry... didn't mean to spill... send my voices the cleaning bill.
5. Would you kiss me?
Kiss... what is this kiss you speak of? The voices say, "Be careful."
6. Describe me in one word.
WOmeinoneRD... can't describe... easier to type.
7. What was your first impression?
I think as a baby they stuck my little feet in plaster...
8. Do you still think that way about me now?
My voice don't allow me to think about you
9. What reminds you of me?
Nothing, the voices supress it all.
10. If you could give me anything what would it be?
The plaster cast of my baby feet - it doesn't fit anymore...
11. How well do you know me?
Me who?
12. When's the last time you saw me?
I didn't... I was warned to hide before you showed up
13. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
I've wanted lots of things ...
14. Are you going to put this on your journal and see what I say about you?
Yeah... right...

[itzafurrball.livejournal.com]

I'm going to make pretty serious answers because I'm boring, and forcefully trying to be funny is wrong ;)

1. Who are you?
I'm Oleg/Furrball
2. Are we friends?
yup
3. When and how did we meet?
we got acquainted online at #wt/#wc in 1997
4. Do you have a crush on me?
nope
5. Would you kiss me?
if you seduce me (you wouldn't have to try hard though)
6-8 skipped
9. What reminds you of me?
taurs
10. If you could give me anything what would it be?
I'd ask you
11. How well do you know me?
not well enough
12. When's the last time you saw me?
irl - never
13. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
nothing at all
14. Are you going to put this on your journal and see what I say about you?
http://www.livejournal.com/users/itzafurrball/27853.html

[rillaspins.livejournal.com]

I cannot top Irpooh (sigh) that was just too good
1. Who are you? One of your renaissance nightmares
2. Are we friends? Of a sort-I have good chairs
3. When and how did we meet? You were wandering around and fell into my sphere of influence BWAHAHA
4. Do you have a crush on me? No, but I probably could crush you.
5. Would you kiss me? I think I have, maybe not--did you run away too quickly?
6. Describe me in one word. Equus
7. What was your first impression? my what interesting..facial hair
8. Do you still think that way about me now? Yes, you still have facial hair
9. What reminds you of me?Do you really, really want to know?
10. If you could give me anything what would it be?The little medallion of the horse butt I got in Winona
11. How well do you know me? Enough not to run as you approach
12. When's the last time you saw me? couple of weeks ago
13. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? no.
14. Are you going to put this on your journal and see what I say about you? No, I'm shy.

[makhaggis.livejournal.com]

1.I am.
2.Yup.
3.Right here.
4.If by crush you mean vendetta, No.
5.I just wanna rock and roll all night.
6.Vakkotaur.
7."I am not a crook."
8.You're not nixon. Don't be silly.
9.A ha'penny.
10.A mohawk.
11.Uhhh....
12.You're still here.
13.Nopenextquestion!
14.mmmkay....mmmm pizza snarf glom nom

[ladyariyana.livejournal.com]

b>1. Who are you? well, depends on who is asking...;>
2. Are we friends? I certainly hope so... thought we were...hmmm
3. When and how did we meet? behind a bush??? or was it in YOUR room???? hmmm know it was somewhere in ATF land...
4. Do you have a crush on me? always... who wouldn't, you sexy thing you...
5. Would you kiss me? have done that before.. sheesh greedy aren't you?
6. Describe me in one word. unique
7. What was your first impression? wow
8. Do you still think that way about me now? sure... probably... hey new mom here.. brain only works part of the time these days
9. What reminds you of me? ginger altoids
10. If you could give me anything what would it be? altoids and m&m's and bat cookies
11. How well do you know me? pretty well i suppose?
12. When's the last time you saw me? June 2003!
13. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? maybe....
14. Are you going to put this on your journal and see what I say about you? again maybe....

[tkcoyote.livejournal.com]

1. Who are you?
Daddy? Daddy why are you pretending you don't know me? Please daddy! *sobs*
2. Are we friends?
I don't know...let's find out. *hands you a shovel* I've got a 'package' in that trunk over there. Do NOT open the package...I want you to dig a pit and bury it in the park at 5th and Main. Oh, wear these headphones, so you can't hear the screams so you have some good tunes to listen to.
3. When and how did we meet?
It was dark and there was lots of stumbling around...I think that's all I can say publically.
4. Do you have a crush on me?
But of course...white gloves are just...mrow!
5. Would you kiss me?
The questions is not 'would you kiss me' but "Where, when and who will be the photographer?"
6. Describe me in one word.
Uhhhhh....Jrebbsfitlh *hands you a sticker*
7. What was your first impression?
I was doing stand-up impersonating bill clinton and you suddenly threw a watermelon at me...needless to say that was the downfall of my career.
8. Do you still think that way about me now?
Of course not...no hard feelings. By the way...has your insurance been updated?
9. What reminds you of me?
Acme Anvils...it's the last thing I remember
10. If you could give me anything what would it be?
Hey, you stole my sticker! Police!
11. How well do you know me?
Enough to know never to bring my sister around
12. When's the last time you saw me?
I see you every day from your window...though sometimes the shades are drawn.
13. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
Yes and you know what? I can't keep it in anymore. Vakko *deep raspy breathing* I am your father.
14. Are you going to put this on your journal and see what I say about you?
I'm sorry...but irpooh's voices are telling me not to do this again.

[irpooh.livejournal.com]

Snaps fingers... 'Hey you guys... what did I tell you about talking to people you don't know?' Whistles thru teeth for silence "OK - He knows Vakkotaur - then it's OK - BUT next time tell me where you are going, the silence was deafening!" Offers tkwolf a hand to sniff.

[tkcoyote.livejournal.com]

*sniffs a hand curiously pondering if it's food* :P

[irpooh.livejournal.com]

*speaks in soft soothing tone* Hello tkwolf, no it's not food, that just leftover "food smell" from my lunch. *continues to hold hand still to see what will happen*

[tkcoyote.livejournal.com]

*flattens his ears and backs up...gets brave and headrubs to your hand* ^_^;; Hi there...don't mind me...just attention starved :P

[irpooh.livejournal.com]

*speaks softly and holds hand still* Hey there fella. *slowly holds out other hand with little tibits of wolf treat* follow me if you want... I put you on my friends list and there are more nibblies there...

[foolscap001.livejournal.com]

1. Who are you?
Can I get back to you on that? I'm not sure, myself.

2. Are we friends?
Yup.

3. When and how did we meet?
It was some years ago, and I think that my physics instructor would characterize it as an "elastic collision."

4. Do you have a crush on me?
Not as such.

5. Would you kiss me?
No. Like the song says, "Saluti e bacciamani sono tutti indarno al fe."

6. Describe me in one word.
I don't think they make portmanteau words that can take the stress.

7. What was your first impression?
I think it was Jimmy Cagney.

8. Do you still think that way about me now?
I swear I have never thought of you as a dirty rat (see (7)).

9. What reminds you of me?
Bob Cook's song "Horse."

10. If you could give me anything what would it be?
A recording of Bob Cook's song "Horse."

11. How well do you know me?
This is sort of like the problem of other minds; how well can we say we know anybody?

12. When's the last time you saw me?
A week or so ago.

13. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
Well, yeah... after all, you're in Minnesota, I'm in Iowa.

14. Are you going to put this on your journal and see what I say about you?
Already put it there.

[michaelmink.livejournal.com]

1. Who are you?

Keyser Soze

2. Are we friends?

We used to be, until I blew up your car.

3. When and how did we meet?

Paris, 1940. The Germans wore grey. You wore nothing.

4. Do you have a crush on me?

Yes, but you managed to get out from under the lead weights, anyway.

5. Would you kiss me?

No. I don't know where you've been.

6. Describe me in one word.

Aardvark.

7. What was your first impression?

Something by Renoir, I think. I can't recall the title.

8. Do you still think that way about me now?

Well, after van Gogh painted you...

9. What reminds you of me?

Proust once told me that he once ate a jar of lutefisk and immediately recalled your childhood.

10. If you could give me anything what would it be?

The ability to cast 36,000 votes for George W. Bush in two weeks, and get away with it.

11. How well do you know me?

Does the phrase "TMI" mean anything to you?

12. When's the last time you saw me?

Paris, 1940. The Germans wore grey. You wore nothing.

13. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?

Yes. Your fly is open.

14. Are you going to put this on your journal and see what I say about you?

No. I'm far too sensitive.

[kinkyturtle.livejournal.com]

1. Who are you? Whoooo are yoooou... Who-ooo, who-ooo!
2. Are we friends? I'm a friend. I don't know if you are.
3. When and how did we meet? Next Tuesday at the Time Travel Lab.
4. Do you have a crush on me? No, but I've got my spine.
5. Would you kiss me? Sure! Pucker up, big fella.
6. Describe me in one word. One [Vakko is a Warner-centaur from Minnesota] word.
7. What was your first impression? The hand and foot prints on my birth certificate.
8. Do you still think that way about me now? Which way did I think, George? Which way did I think?
9. What reminds you of me? You do.
10. If you could give me anything what would it be? A freaking break.
11. How well do you know me? So well I can do it with my eyes closed.
12. When's the last time you saw me? Next Thursday at the Time Travel Cafe.
13. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? Um... you have a little speck of ketchup on... um, never mind.
14. Are you going to put this on your journal and see what I say about you? *whine* Do I haaaaave toooo?

[davetronbvg.livejournal.com]

1. Who are you?
I am Dave Arnspiger, also kown as DaveTRON on www.TRON-Sector.com

2. Are we friends?
You have me listed as one, doesn't that make it so?

3. When and how did we meet?
We have never met, and you have never responded to my questions.

4. Do you have a crush on me?
No, that would be gay, and I don't swing on that branch.

5. Would you kiss me?
Never!

6. Describe me in one word.
Red

7. What was your first impression?
Red

8. Do you still think that way about me now?
Blue

9. What reminds you of me?
Red

10. If you could give me anything what would it be?
Helpful hints for cheering up any room in your house.

11. How well do you know me?
I know you are red.

12. When's the last time you saw me?
Twenty seconds ago in that little icon on the top posting.

13. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
Yeah, but I can never rememeber what it was.

14. Are you going to put this on your journal and see what I say about you?
Nope, I put it in your journal and you can discuss me all you like.