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kinkyturtle:
1. What is your space pilot license number?
2. How many spaceships do you have?
3. Is it hard for a centaur to pilot a spaceship?
4. What's the most distant planet you've been to?
5. What'dja bring me from there?
Fictitious answers from vakkotaur:
1. My space license number is 864962 + 44i.
2. I don't own any myself. I either fly for others or rent a ship when needed.
3. No, not at all. At least not if the ship was designed right. I don't rent from Hertz U-Warp since all their ships seem to be design only for bipeds.
4. Planet Zed. It's like planet Zee, but with a different accent. Zed and Zee are twin planets that share an orbit and almost share a language.
5. An illudium phosdex meteorite. Zed, Zee, Wye, Doppel-Yew, and a few other planets still get this kind of meteorite from time to time, though most showed up right after the mysterious explosion that destroyed Ecks.
According to the rules of this particular game, I am to ask fictional questions of whoever comments on this post, and they're supposed to give fictional answers in their own LJ. So if you want in on it, do that and copy these instructions, such as they are.
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Date: 28 Dec 2004 16:21 (UTC)no subject
Date: 29 Dec 2004 01:33 (UTC)1. Why did you eat the pirate?
2. How did the pirate taste?
3. After those three years, what was the stomach remedy that finally worked?
4. Have you ever bitten a "Killer" shrew?
5. Do shrews taste better than pirates?
no subject
Date: 28 Dec 2004 18:29 (UTC)no subject
Date: 29 Dec 2004 01:42 (UTC)1. Why did you start the padlock army?
2. Is there a key army they must be wary of?
3. Are combination locks allowed to join?
4. What's the top rank currently held in the padlock army?
5. What effects do chains and hasps have on the force?
no subject
Date: 28 Dec 2004 19:44 (UTC)no subject
Date: 29 Dec 2004 02:22 (UTC)1. How long did it take you to master the quintuple bassoon?
2. Did you set to be able to accompany yourself on it?
3. How did you manage to keep playing when that, er, 'music critic' was tossing peanuts at it?
4. Was the room-clearing low note intentional?
5. What's your version of the "Bazooka Incident" ?
no subject
Date: 28 Dec 2004 23:31 (UTC)no subject
Date: 29 Dec 2004 01:57 (UTC)1. When did you first first realize you could time travel?
2. Are "interesting times" really a curse?
3. When were the least interesting times?
4. When do you go for a vacation?
5. How much have you tampered with history?
no subject
Date: 28 Dec 2004 23:35 (UTC)no subject
Date: 29 Dec 2004 02:52 (UTC)1. Why did you create the fiction of Eric Costello?
2. Has it been difficult to maintain Eric's existence?
3. How many shares of the Illudium Phosdex Mining Inc. do you have now?
4. Is that anywhere near a controlling interest?
5. Just what is that strange glow behind you, anyway?