I Lost On Gyp-parody...

[vakkotaur]

If you submit three answers, I will endeavor to find three questions for them. If you like, post this same idea to your own journal. If you don't like, then don't.

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[altivo.livejournal.com]

OK, here:

1. Oatmeal.

2. Hooves of course.

3. I forget, what was the question again?

[vakkotaur.livejournal.com]

1. What kind of cookies are often contaminated with raisins?

2. What does a mare have four of, that a hen has none of?

3. What might be a symptom of short term memory impairment?

[timmowarner.livejournal.com]

1. You tried to color your hair beyond its natural lifting ability.

2. It was Masem's turn.

3. The exact mass is 34.9689 and the relative abundance is 75.53%

[vakkotaur.livejournal.com]

1. Why is my hair discolored and hard to manage?

2. Why didn't you play the cheese card?

3. What is the atomic mass of Cl-35 and what is its relative abundance in a typical sample of chlorine?

[michaelmink.livejournal.com]

(1) This fragile animal has the shortest lifespan of any known creature.

(2) Knock knock.

(3) According to Yossarian, by way of Proust, in a B-24 bomber.

[vakkotaur.livejournal.com]

1. What is a characteristic of the Washington (D.C.) Good Idea Bug?

2. What sound is made by a gasoline engine running on fuel with too low an octane rating?

3. Which way lies madness?

[tkcoyote.livejournal.com]

1. The current U.S. President
2. It's just common sense.
3. Mondays and Thursdays

[vakkotaur.livejournal.com]

1. By what do you multiply the voltage U.S. President to get the power U.S. President?

2. What's a reason not to French-kiss a light socket?

3. By what are Tuesdays and Wednesdays bracketted?

[kinkyturtle.livejournal.com]

1. The only living boy in New York.

2. Coffee grounds.

3. Because it was too heavy.

[vakkotaur.livejournal.com]

1. Whose existence is hotly denied by New Jersey?
2. On what was Maxwell's house built?
3. Why didn't the hydrogen-filled balloon float away from the surface of the moon?