Via itzfurrball:
You're confuzed!
You poor poor confused little thing... Someone buy
you a map... cuz you're lost... It's not even
safe to say you like people of your own
species... (you freak.) Look deep within
yourself and here the little voice inside of
you... what does it say? Str8? Bi?
Necrophiliacal? Post-Modern-Industrialistic-
Pedastrial?!
What is my sexual orientation?
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I tried revising some answers a few times and kept getting this result. Evidently I defy simplistic classification. Good.