Okkay, so I'm a bit late compared to most with this.
Here goes:
Vakkotaur is... a registered nick on WTnet.
Hrm. That's all? Let's try that again.
Vakko is...
...captured by the long arm of the law.
...put into the stocks.
...caught again.
...the horny one in this picture.
...one of the most renowned silk scarf designers in Europe...
...one of Turkey's oldest and most elegant fashion houses, with an excellent fabric department.
...presenting a four-day fashion show at the Ciragan Hotel in Istanbul...
That's more interesting. How you get a horny elegant fashion house presenting a show in Istanbul into the stocks, I have no idea.