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[vakkotaur]

Pop star Michael Jackson is still dead.

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[kiwihunter8.livejournal.com]

LOL

Guess you saw BJ Buttons LJ this a.m. too?

[vakkotaur.livejournal.com]

Yes, however I had been thinking of applying the old SNL bit on Franco to this for some time now.

[brodycatsmouth.livejournal.com]

As is Ted Kennedy!

[temperlj.livejournal.com]

*snorfle*

[jordan179.livejournal.com]

No chance of a recovery?

Hey, they should make a movie out of edited footage of him scratching his feet to raise money for a Resurrection Spell!

[nefaria.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately, he has apparently risen from the grave in Plants vs. Zombies.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_XMEYk2TfQzQ/SkxhqFpGEYI/AAAAAAAAF_o/btLFT97_VBg/s400/michael-jackson-zombie.jpg

http://i40.tinypic.com/zmm451.png

[vakkotaur.livejournal.com]

Do you really want a zombie Jackson?

[vakkotaur.livejournal.com]

But wait, didn't he look like that before he died?

[doodlesthegreat.livejournal.com]

Who cares?

[nefaria.livejournal.com]

Nope, he was paler and had a smaller nose.

[kinkyturtle.livejournal.com]

Why the heck not? We've already seen what that would be like: instead of staggering through the streets groaning "Braaaains", he led the other zombies in a dance routine. It was the dancin'est night of the living dead ever!

[yakko.livejournal.com]

I dunno... I think I saw him talking to Elvis at 7-11 last week...