Friday Five, treated with appropriate respect...

[vakkotaur]

1. What brand of toothpaste do you use?

None, I'm on the British Dental Plan.

2. What brand of toilet paper do you prefer?

I don't paper my toilet. The plain porcelain look is just fine, thanks.

3. What brand(s) of shoes do you wear?

I have no idea what the brand was. The leather they were made from might have been branded, but that part didn't get used in my shoes.

4. What brand of soda do you drink?

Soda: sodium oxide (Na2O). I won't drink that. Nasty caustic stuff. Bleah.

5. What brand of gum do you chew?

I use my teeth to chew. Gums aren't nearly as good as teeth when it comes to chewing.