vakkotaur

This time it's an "Important Delivery" letter. A designation that USPS does not use. It's pink. It's a 'carbonless' envelope with black obscuring over much of it, so it looks like something that has personal information or a check. But countering that is the text "SECOND NOTICE" which is a lie. For it to be a second of anything there'd have to be a previous one.

Opening it, oh gee, they're "trying to reach" me. Seems they have my address and just did. Oh, it's about a sweepstakes. Hrm, it's from Clearwater, Florida. As if the alarums hadn't been tripping merrily already. Let's see what Google brings up. Only link about the included phone number. This link about sleazy magazine subscription come ons.

This is another case of them not able to do telemarketing so trying to get folks to call them. And since they very carefully avoid saying they're selling anything (though there is a disclaimered logo of one magazine and reference to "if you decide to take advantage of our magazine offer" in the fine print) I am uncertain as to if I can effectively sic 'em with a Form 1500, dagnabbit.

The initials, which they use in the return address, are appropriate: N.M.E. Yep, an enemy to be thwarted.