Poll: Erudite anthropomorphic RCFM staffer?

Someday I'll have a proper post to post again. Until then...

Erudite: characterized by great knowledge; learned or scholarly: an erudite professor; an erudite commentary.

Anthropomorphic: ascribing human form or attributes to a being or thing not human / resembling or made to resemble a human form.

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