Do I have Flinthoof's affliction?

There are now Special Edition Kit-Kat bars. Not "white chocolate" that I could sample and be done. Not proper dark chocolate I could sample and be done, though tempted. They had to go do it, dagnabbit: Mint Kit-Kats. And I have sampled. And found them good. I really need to not get any more and avoid that aisle in Hy-Vee for a while.