Drug test.

No, you don't have to fill a little cup. Just look this list over and see how many you know.

1. Common brand name of acetominophen.
2. Common brand name for methylphenidate.
3. Common name for procaine.
4. Common brand name of fluoxetine.
5. The song Mother's Little Helper was about this drug.
6. This drug was named for the god of dreams.
7. Another name for adrenaline.
8. Use of this tranquilizer resulted in birth defects.
9. This stuff is what gives tonic water such a bitter taste.
10. Chances are you are addicted to trimethylxanthine, also known as...

( Take two aspirin and call me in the morning. )