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Rising Sign is in 03 Degrees Pisces
Very sensitive to your surroundings, other people's feelings become your feelings. Try to avoid negative people because your tendency to empathize with them will make you negative also.(Some truth to this, but isn't everyone affected some by those around them? "You could feel the tension" and all. ) An idealist, you must believe in something beyond your normal everyday existence. A dreamer, you like to escape to a world of your own creation. As such, you are known for the vividness of your imagination and should try to share your inner visions with others.(Gee, would anyone told this deny it about themselves?) Very self-sacrificial by nature, beware of others becoming overly dependent on you or vice versa. Allow yourself to live for yourself once in a while -- you deserve it.(Sound advice for everyone, isn't it?) Don't be so envious of those who are more aggressive than you -- your gentle charity and true humility are indeed wonderful gifts. on the tenth house cusp (MIDHEAVEN).

Sun is in 20 Degrees Taurus.
You are known for being patient, slow moving and careful -- you love to prolong and savor enjoyable times. (How many told this would deny it about themselves?) You appreciate and need comfort, ease and warm surroundings. Be careful of a tendency to become placid and self-satisfied and to overeat (especially sweets).(True - but again, rather generic.) You require strenuous situations in order to grow and mature properly, even though you try to avoid them. (People change with stress, but people avoid stress. Usually.) Affectionate, even-tempered and slow to anger -- when you do become emotionally upset, you are also slow to forgive and time must pass before your calm returns.(Okkay, this is right. Once someone earns my contempt, they've got it for a long, long time. I don't hold grudges; I have them stuffed and mounted.) You demand real results from any situation -- abstractions are very difficult for you to comprehend. Very artistic (Don't I wish.), your hands love to mold and shape things. You portray an earthy, physical sexiness that others find quite seductive. (This seduction has, in my experience, been quite ineffective)

Moon is in 21 Degrees Gemini.
Restless in the extreme, you are easily bored because of your short attention span. Your emotions change rapidly and you love to talk about your feelings. (No, not really.) Generally, you have good judgment (Who admits to having generally poor judgment?)-- your intellect controls your emotions and you do not overreact emotionally to things. A good jack-of-all-trades, you have many- sided interests and enjoy reasoning things through. With your mental agility and need for physical mobility, you are attracted to traveling and learning about other peoples and cultures. (This is news to me.) You have vivid powers of emotional self-expression - - you can be a nonstop talker. You love to share your ideas with anyone who will listen.

Mercury is in 21 Degrees Taurus.
A slow and careful thinker, you like to present ideas visually and concretely. Abstractions are quite difficult for you to understand. For you, everything must be practical and useful in order to merit your attention. You are a perfectionist -- you enjoy being skillful enough to handle the dexterity required of fine craftsmanship. (Another thing I'd like to believe though at best much practice is needed.) Cautious and conservative in your thinking, you are very slow to change your opinions. You are more apt to respond to an appeal to your feelings than to an appeal to logic or reason. (Maybe, but that's moderated by a cynicism some see as depressed or depressing.)

Venus is in 02 Degrees Cancer.
You like to be very close to other people. You need emotional support yourself and are willing to give it to others. When you feel unloved and insecure, you can be very jealous and possessive. You are not interested in casual or superficial relationships -- only deep emotional involvements interest you. Your faithful devotion is one of your greatest gifts, but be careful not to become too dependent on others. Learn to stand on your own two feet and demand your own rights once in a while. (Generic advice again, huh?)

Mars is in 16 Degrees Libra.
You are very aware of the need to cooperate with others in order to further any effort. You are usually willing to compromise with others, although you can be quite competitive in a friendly way. Very fair- minded and impartial, you have the ability to sense injustice and the desire to take corrective actions to make proper compensations. You see both sides of issues and questions, but you tend to be undecided or wavering when forced to make choices that might make you vulnerable or unpopular. (Me? Competitive? I'm more likely to exit when something becomes a contest. Compromise? Maybe, but only if it makes sense - too often compromise has come to mean, "If you'll just abandon your principles...")

Jupiter is in 28 Degrees Cancer.
You must be emotionally secure in order to grow and develop. You are happiest when your family and community support and nourish you and boost your morale. Whether your childhood experiences of love and emotional dependability were positive or negative will set the tone for your emotional growth and stability as an adult. When you feel at ease with yourself, you are able to offer assistance to those who need a helping hand. (Pretty generic. "Your surrounding affect you.")

Saturn is in 08 Degrees Aries.
You are aloof, independent and standoffish. (I'd like to believe independent. It sounds so much better than the other words listed. And don't they conflict with the Venus comments?) This is mainly due to your fear that others might inhibit or restrict you and, quite frankly, you feel that you can govern your life by your own standards. Be careful not to associate with those who are overly critical of you or you will withdraw so deeply into your shell that you will become very lonely. ("You are affected by your surroundings.") You have the ability to stand on your own two feet and to make up your own mind -- albeit very carefully and cautiously. But you are known for your circumspection and therefore are respected and admired.

Uranus is in 20 Degrees Virgo.
You, and all your peers, will be known for the degree of intensity with which you dislike normal everyday routines and chores. (In some cases. Default settings are not automatically good settings - whether on a computer or in life.) You will go out of your way to invent innovative, unique and timesaving ways to perform the various mundane routines and duties of living. You will be attracted to all manner of practical and useful gadgets (Wrong. Not a gadget freak. Perhaps because there are so few actually useful ones.) -- anything that will make your daily life more exciting.

Neptune is in 23 Degrees Scorpio.
You, and your entire generation, are extremely interested in anything deep and mysterious. You will explore and idealize the benefits that can accrue from the study of the occult (Just because I was born in the '60s doesn't mean I'm like the stereotype of the '60s.), healing and psychology. You are willing to experiment with substances like drugs (Hahaha! Excuse me. I haven't even used tobacco let alone marijuana or anything 'harder'. It was a few years after I could legally purchase alcohol that I actually drank any.) in order to push your understanding of your inner being to the extreme. (I suppose you could count attempts at [self]hypnosis. But's that's pretty much it.)

Pluto is in 18 Degrees Virgo.
For your entire generation, this will be a time when profound changes in society's attitude toward work, duty and responsibility will be initiated. Radical changes in attitudes toward personal health and general nutrition will be promulgated and gain wide acceptance and practice. (Considering that this has been happening for years now, this is no prediction.)

N. Node is in 06 Degrees Taurus.
It's not in your nature to seek out many casual acquaintances in your daily round of activities. You feel much more comfortable with a small, close-knit group of people -- those with whom you can relax and work toward known and clearly defined goals. (True.) Your loyalty to a person or group, once given, is forever -- you'll expend all of your quite considerable energy in seeing that the group stays together and prospers. (Not true. There is a threshold. It's not easy to get to, but cross it and everything gets retracted - and fast.) You choose your partners and relationships so carefully that you're bound to gain certain advantages from them, including those of a material nature. Be careful though not to let mere self-service be your motivation in establishing your connections -- make sure that there's an even give-and-take! (More generic advice.)

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