If you want it done right, you gotta do it yourself: Vakkotaur for President!

[vakkotaur]

I'm not thrilled with either major party candidate for President, and I'm not too keen on any of the not so major party candidates, either. It's time I took care of that by running for the office myself.

Checking qualifactions, I am a citizen of the U.S.A. by birth, so that's covered. I'm old enough, so that's covered. Oh, drat. I'm missing something absolutely essential. Anyone know where I can get a couple small, plant eating beetles, and get someone to lease them from me? I'll need the pair of insects and the lessee if I'm to have any chance at all of actually winning.

After all, so many people say they're going to vote for... the lessor of two weevils.