vakkotaur: Centaur holding bow - cartoon (telephone)


The telespamming bozos at (515) 473-60XX called again, claiming to be checking on a price quote from last year. Unfortunately I didn't recognize the number right off and 1) picked up and 2) answered and 3) didn't lead them on a merry chase to send someone either to 301 E. Margaret St. or here where I or Jay could tell them off in person.

However just because I blew it this time doesn't mean I'm done. See, if these jerks follow pattern, they will be calling back a few times. It seems they really want my business. It's only fair I give 'em the business, right?

vakkotaur: Centaur holding bow - cartoon (telephone)


A new telephone icon was another of the set of five.

Jumping ahead from the era of such telephones to the era of answering machines, the answering machine which used to have an outgoing message about the phone number rather than a name now has no message at all. I haven't spent much time looking for the manual or trying to figure out how to record a new outgoing message. So when someone calls and gets the machine, they get... silence and, I assume, a beep. The result that few seem to leave messages, which is interesting.

By now everybody knows what a single beep means: you've reached a machine, start talking if it's important. I suspect most callers are telemarketers or some variant (alleged pollsters, for example) and thus it's not important. Or their auto-dialer system find silence and doesn't bring anyone to the line. I suspect that as when I pick up and say nothing, I get nothing. If I do speak, then I might get a person I don't want to talk to. I'm not sure just how badly I want to record a new outgoing message now.

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Jay and I have been getting calls from 515-473-60XX for a few days now. Despite the house number being on the Do Not Call list, they call and try to claim that they are rescheduling an appointment or confirming one. One call got far enough to discover it was about siding. The first time was annoying as the call is itself illegal due to the Do Not Call list. They got told to put the number on their own Do Not Call list. They called again. They got told again. Last night they called yet again. The call did not go according to script.

*ring* *ring* *ring*

I look at the caller ID and recognize a troublesome number. I pick up the phone anyway, but stay silent. I get silence back. Eventually I decide to see if the callbot uses any sound, or is keyed to "Hello."

Vakko: Quantum physics.

Caller: Hello?

Vakko: Quantum physics.

Caller: Hello?

Vakko: Quantum physics.

Caller: Hello?

(I am not about to say 'Hello.' but this is starting to drag and I'd like to eat my supper while it's still hot.)

Vakko: Are you there?

Caller: Yes. I'm calling about an appointment --

(Or some such that is obviously the same bogus story I'd heard before. I cut him off mid-spiel.)

Vakko: Put this number on your Do Not Call list. I'm tired of your telemarketing spam.

Caller: *laughs* So am I. *hangup*

If these jokers call again, they're getting a bigger runaround. Maybe I'll even schedule an appointment. But I'll tell them I've moved and the place really could use new siding. The place at 301 E. Margaret Street. That's a very appropriate location to send telemarketers who don't listen the first three times.

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I wouldn't mind answering calls from pollsters all that much if they were genuine polls. I've now gotten two calls that pretended to be polls but were really what is known as "push polls."

The Push Poll starts out like a poll is expected to start. There is the matter of anyone in the household working for any campaign or if one is a journalist. Then come questions about how likely you are to vote in the upcoming election, how you view yourself (liberal, moderate, conservative for example), and which party you are most likely to identify with or vote for. So far so good.

Next are questions about various candidates that include stuff like "Have you heard of $CANDIDATE" and rating the performance of officeholders. Also there are questions about campaign ads (TV, radio, newspaper) and if they are informative or too negative and such. Again, so far so good.

Ah, but then the push begins and it's so transparent it's insulting, no matter who does it. "$CANDIDATE said he supports $BAD_THING. Does this make you more likely or less likely to vote for him?" Lather, rinse, repeat. Seemingly endlessly. And the kid on the line calling for the campaign has to follow the script, but isn't always aware enough to be able to pronounce the candidate's names correctly. I kept on going more from curiosity as to how bad it would get, considering how poorly the push section started. Even telling the so-called pollster that it's a blatant push-poll that is rather insulting doesn't mean an end or a deviation from the script.

If I hadn't been expecting a call, I wouldn't have answered the phone. I made the mistake of answering the phone and saying something. I've gotten a few calls with OUT OF AREA on the caller ID and picked up the phone but said nothing. Just like telemarketer (which is really what they are, they are selling a candidate) a machine dials and expects a sound. If it doesn't get a sound, the call is dropped. If the machine gets a sounds, it connects the call to the supposed pollster who is really a campaign worker.

If I answer the phone now, I wait for the caller to say something unless the call is a from a number I recognize. More likely, I'll let the call go to the answering machine. If a machine calls, a machine might as well answer.

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A few nights ago I answered the phone and started to get a spiel about offerings from the phone company I already have for local call, long distance (but never use as that's what Vonage is for) and DSL. I hung up on them, saying that I already did business with them. Of course, they know that, as it lets them exploit that loophole in the No Call List law.

Monday evening I got a call and checked the caller ID. It was listed as an 800 number so I was suspicious. I did answer, but said nothing. And I heard absolute silence. No office background, no call center background, no ambient noise at all. Eventually the call was dropped as the automated dialer system didn't get a signal.

Last night I got another call, which also showed as an 800 number. I answered again, and waited a bit. Then I said something like "quantum physics" and that was enough to trip the automation to switch and the spiel was on. When there was a pause and I was asked about things, I replied that I was just about to call and cancel their service. A moment of stunned silence was music to me. "Why? Switching to cell?" "Well, $TELCO keeps calling me whenever I'm in the middle of something." It is claimed that I am now on their own Do Not Solicit list, but really, how stupid does someone have to be to call a customer and sell at them when they are on the state and national Do Not Call lists? Doing business with them because they are the only choice in town does not mean I'm inviting them to sell at me.

I halfway expect I'll get another call tonight despite the claim. I'm not sure if I'll answer it and squawk about that, or just let it go to the answering machine.

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