Not moose, mousse.

[vakkotaur]

There is an infamous song, "The Moose Song" that, uh, isn't for the most polite of company. It is somewhat popular, however. A while I back I heard a version that was funny because it wasn't the "Moose Song" but a rather more general audience tune, "The Mousse Song."

Thanks to springiswrath via rillaspins here are the lyrics to The Mousse Song